Will Graham + Kim Kardashian: Hollywood [insp.]
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My mom strapped my kitten into a Pillow Pet and she fell asleep there
“You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love.” — What my relationships have taught me.
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man she put up with a lot of shit
she had two kids with that man
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[ ] single
[ ] taken
[x] stuck romancing the same asshole in a bioware game for the 900th time
I cannot stress this enough, it’s the only requirement to be my friend.
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This took a pleasant turn
are you saying atheists have a weird belief type thing for spaghetti with eyeballs?
WHAT DOES THAT PICTURE EVEN MEAN IM REALLY CONCERNED AND CONFUSED
It’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the deity of Pastafarianism.
Andrew Scott | Jimmy’s Hall premiere.
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Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk