marthur:

hellhoundstooth:

pimpmypaws:

the Mountain Goats - Counting Songs For Bitter Children

one, two, two and a half
Stick around here, don’t make me laugh
Two and a half, three, four point five
A new day’s dawning and my hours arrive

I don’t even know what to say about this song. It took me more than an hour to track down because, as far as I’m aware, this is the only recording in existence and it was uploaded by JD to sendspace four years ago and posted on the mountain-goats.com forum, where sharing is, uh, a complicated business. I think it’s a shame to let a gem like this disappear, though, so here it is.

omg 

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Will Graham + Kim Kardashian: Hollywood [insp.]

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awwww-cute:

My mom strapped my kitten into a Pillow Pet and she fell asleep there

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“You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love.” — What my relationships have taught me. 

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everyda-i:

Hawke, you never change.

(Guardians of the galaxy scene)

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thenewagecaveman:

hm1princesspeach:

man she put up with a lot of shit

she had two kids with that man

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shitnbchannibalsays:

Y’ALL.

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“I hope
you never
regret me.” — 5:00 p.m. (Please don’t ever think of me as a mistake)

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spicyshimmy:

[  ] single

[  ] taken

[x] stuck romancing the same asshole in a bioware game for the 900th time

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spinneretsystems:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

timemistressofthetardis:

theodd1sout:

I cannot stress this enough, it’s the only requirement to be my friend. 

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This took a pleasant turn

so wait 
are you saying atheists have a weird belief type thing for spaghetti with eyeballs?
WHAT DOES THAT PICTURE EVEN MEAN IM REALLY CONCERNED AND CONFUSED  

It’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the deity of Pastafarianism.

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Andrew Scott | Jimmy’s Hall premiere.

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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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the-uncensored-she:

harboua:

This country is such a fucking joke. Did you know that if we were to divide the income in this country fairly it would be about 300,000 per person. That’s annually. You could give each person in this country 100,000 and still have enough to invest in infrastructure and research. Instead we have people who don’t have water, don’t have their basic human rights fulfilled, because they don’t have enough to pay a bill. 

Capitalism is inhumane.

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